Poon

When you've got to poo real soon. The point at which you realize that it's coming, and pretty soon you won't be able to stop it, so you better find a fuckin toilet!

Get the fuck out of the shitter, I'm gonna poon!

by sirjamesalot October 16, 2008

poona

Badminton

Lets play Poona

by Anonymous February 26, 2003

poon

adj. Different useage of the word pwn.

When I go to play Couter-Strike with my hacks on, I poon noobs.

by JESUS April 14, 2005

Poon

female genitals

i dropped a load with my wet noodle on that chicks poon

by hty June 12, 2003

poon

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse

Jade: Oh man I wish he'd poon me up the ass

by Jerooo June 8, 2005

poison sperm

The sperm that evil horse obsessed men release during sexual intercourse

Nervous Mule:"Fuck, you got your poison sperm all over my sheets you cunt!"

Mother:" Son, your a bad egg, Poison sperm..."

by Miguel Sanpadros April 21, 2006

poon

A descriptive term to describe someone who is being lame; or sometimes replaced as a greeting

Person 1--You Want to go grab a drink?
Person 2--Nah, gotta work in the morning.
Person 1--Man, you are being such a poon!

Whaddup poon!

by Fishnuggets January 13, 2009