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Policy Wank

A person that gets off on discussing bureaucratic policy topics and sounding really technical and they might as well be jerking off but instead they get REALLY into policy chats. Also known as the aides to members of parliament and legislature who actually write the policies *and* the speaking points that politicians read off in formal political meetings.

Also related: Political circle jerk.
I don't know if I have it in me to hit the bar after work today I think it'll just be a bunch of policy wanking
by policywank November 7, 2025
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Policy

Nope. Not true. The contract states explicitly that I won't be making any 'broad, sweeping policy changes and would allow the government to function as it was intended.' These policies just wouldn't apply to me under the auspices of the Legal Exemption Clause.
Hym "And I was telling them earlier that I would be willing to amend the compliance clause but, in seeing how much effort you are willing to expend in slow walking the mechanism by which I would enact my will, I'm not so sure. Policy on the otherhand would be up to you. At least until someone violates one of the clauses in a manner that I would consider egregious, at which point that someone would likely not be passing any policy from that point on."
by Hym Iam December 10, 2025
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Prolice

Prolice (noun)

I.C.E. for the Proles.

Context

With Proles directly referencing the novel "1984"'s term for the working class and the "Immigration and Customs Enforcement", conveying the tactics and behavior used by the Prolice as indistinguishable from ICE, the distinction being that Prolice operate as permanent local garrisons or “law enforcement”.
Seems pretty obvious their raid on that homeless encampment was unnecessary prolice bullshit.

Seems all that prolice cruiser does is sit in that blind spot and chase people down when they're going 5 over the limit. Gotta fill those Quotas somehow.

Typical prolice, they can't do anything about our busted window but they arrested the neighbor for a cbd joint. Shouldn't have called them in the first place.
by FluidHistory December 12, 2025
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Rolly polie

a man's ability to form a sow bug position and self oral copulate , thus the word rolly polie.
that rolly bitch was so ugly that i had no other choice but to pull a rolly polie.
by tae-a-licious and tray-lo November 10, 2008
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balloon policy

I need an umbrella policy... You mean a balloon policy? Yes that it what I said.
by Vr4speed999 September 21, 2013
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adichaali polichalnju

The act of representing one's happiness in a excitement or unexpected a success
Hey bro!! I have passed the exam!! Adichaali polichalnju
Adichaali polichalnju!!! This page is bug free
by malapuram haaji June 21, 2017
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Rolie Polie Paddling

Spanking. Used in the Playhouse Disney cartoon Rolie Polie Olie.
Mom: You are going to get a Rolie Polie Paddling if you don't tell me who you have been bullying!

Kid: Nice try! But I hid the Rolie Polie Paddle, so I guess you can't spank me now, huh?
by TiggerCelestia06 December 21, 2019
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