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piss bowl

when a group of boys stand around a bowl and piss into it, the first person to stop pissing has to drink the whole bowl
ah, sammy stopped pissing first, he has to drink from the piss bowl
by perrrrryyyyy October 20, 2020
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Invisible piss

When your pissing most usually on a toilet and the feeling of piss brushes a part of your body most commonly your legs or foot despite no piss actually making contact with any part of your body.
Brain: Dude stop pissing on your leg!
Eyes: There is no piss...
Brain: Oh I had just conducted Invisible piss!
by Дecca December 31, 2020
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Pissing something

Pissing something is the act of causing piss to be absorbed by an object while using it for its intended purpose, as a consequence of pissing yourself, without the need for intentionally directing the stream, as opposed to pissing on something.
It counts as pissing something to piss my pants. It does not count as pissing something to piss on my pants.
by Michael Cranklin January 3, 2021
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Piss Positions

Even more of the many ways in which a man can piss! Again, there are nearly infinite methods, and these are just for guys (although women can also do some of these).

1: Teabag

Squat over target (toilet, stick, brick, another person, etc.). Start teabagging the target. Begin the stream.

2: Multiplayer Mode
Pissing can be more fun with friends! Try some of these methods with friends. (Warning: you should probably only do this with your closest and most understanding friends.)

3: Tree Climber

This is a simple one. Get in a tree and piss down onto the ground. You can do this with friends and make a game out of it. Here's an example: try to hit a target on the ground.

Women can do this too, with a little extra work.
4: Freestyle
The only limit is your imagination!
Guy 1: hey wanna try those Piss Positions?
Guy 2: sure, they sound like fun!
Guy 3: count me in, too!
by TotallyTubularDude January 15, 2021
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Piss on an anthill

A) intention here is that the person will leave you alone by engaging in harassing some thing that will cause them pain
B) The ants will travel up your steam stream of Urine into your urethra and sting you until you stop
C) a pagan’s way of saying “go fuck yourself” — because we don’t actually want you to feel pleasure as a result of your annoyance, that would be alchemy ;)
D) a term driven by intuition between my dead brother and I as kids :)
Really?! Are you serious? Go piss on an anthill!

Why don’t you just go piss on an anthill?
by Autumn Rain January 20, 2021
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drippy piss

drippy piss also known as dp or dyss. no comfortable with the word piss? instead say “drippy yellow strong scent 🙀🙏”
definition: another word of saying drippy piss.

example: damn this drippy yellow strong scent be hitting diff 😟☝️
by urdaddyn January 23, 2021
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Piss smella

“Damn Jeremy you a piss smella today
by I dont be smellin peepee April 19, 2021
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