The term Secret Pre-Workout is used to refer to a form of extra energy and motivation obtained after a gym-bro goes through a break up. They can usually be identified by wearing hoodies and lifting impossible weight since they are "going through it."
by JimmyJohnJones07 March 29, 2023

Starting November 1st - November 30th
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.
Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.
You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
when you realize Christmas is right around the corner.
Each day, you take a shot of Rum and eat a Pine Needle in observance.
You must put your tree up 1st of November and listen to Christmas music every day.
"Wow, I'm so glad its finally Pre Christmas! Soon enough. December 1st will come and it will be "Early Christmas"."
by Atheguy November 1, 2023

A mix of ingredients put together to prepare your noggin for the biggest, most fucking gigantic concussion this green world can give a person.
The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.
Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
The ingredients of such a shake are unknown to humankind and every living species in a milky way.
Recently though, a man known as Aziz Walid Alghawas has recently found out the ingredients to the pre concussion shake and continues to keep the recipe to himself.
"Bro, did you know Aziz sponsored Conor Mcgregor with Pre-concussion shakes for the rest of his career?"
"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
"JFK was supplied with a motherload of pre-concussion before he was...."
by CEO of Pre-Concussion Shakes June 9, 2022

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
by timetrain December 7, 2015

by Wash ur ass December 27, 2022

by The first mongo December 30, 2016
