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Pre Order

a man named ezra dating a woman in 8th grade
Hey my names ezra and i pre ordered my girlfriend in the 8th grade as i was interning
by SUPERTRUTHFULMAN863 November 23, 2024
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pre-johning

the act of blaming your terrible gaming skills before the game even started.
Person one:“yeah bro, I have controller drift so I’m probably going to suck.” Person 2:“Dude, stop pre-johning and just play the game.” ( The catch is that he doesn’t have controller drift and just sucks.)
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Pre-Peg

The before or past tense of pegging.
Up for a pre-peg” - J.Ross
by OG Giggleshitter December 22, 2024
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Pre dating

A type of relationship where it is more then friends and there commitment to get it to a couple stage but there is no time to go on dates.
by JackCooper2003 January 12, 2025
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Pre-roll

The act of smoking a pre-roll alone or with a group.
“Yo Sheldon you tryna pre-roll with me and Dexter tonight?”
by Tung Tung Sahur July 7, 2025
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Pre-Goon

Similar to the ideology behind "pre-game", pre-goon means to get yourself ready for a goon session typically by consuming content that makes you horny but is typically SFW.
Manuel Ferrera: watching Lisa Morales in the morning really gets me worked up and gets me into a bit of a pre-goon before I go headfirst into porn

Jovan Jordan: I'm the same way with Lyndsay Morrison and Siobhan. Seeing them in the summer with their thick meaty arms out gets me so ready to beat my meat.
by GermanGoon July 16, 2025
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PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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