Haig Friday

1. The last day of the working week whereby one elects to ‘work-from-home’, but ultimately achieves little to no work. An endeavour often deliberately, strategically and deceptively used to pursue leisure and laziness instead of occupational productivity.

“Geez, reckon I’ll chuck a Haig Friday tomorrow”

“I’m having a Haig Friday. My boss hasn’t got a clue!”

by Anonymous382047107492 March 15, 2024

Fish Friday

A celebratory event at the end of the week in which all the participants blackout and drink so much they flop on the ground like a fish. The place where they fish is known as an aquarium. Spin-offs include: Mahi-mahi Monday, Tuna Tuesday, Whale Wednesday, Trout Thursday, Shark Saturday, and Sunfish Sunday.

Joe: Dude it's a Friday, what are our plans?
Kyle: It's Fish Friday, what else would we do.
Joe: Great, I'll grab the beer.

by Padre03 February 26, 2021

Fent friday

every friday its when everyone eats fent and trips out like zombies

last fent friday was lit

by jeffreyepsteinsnephew February 22, 2024

My Friday

The last day of a work week or rotation. A poor excuse for lazy people to do nothing, leave early and still get paid. Generally used by people with no work ethic, no motivation, and no self worth.

I'm not doing any of that, it's my friday.

by Thatguyfromu2 January 26, 2022

Floppa Friday

Floppa is the name given to caracals, a type of cat. An incomplete of the individual's names that are considered to be Floppa are, Gregory, Gosha, Limbo, Gia, Richter, Pumba, Adolf, Juve, Amur, Leo, Rajah, Jane, Roo, Tiffany, Gera, Plara, Mau, Maro, Matthew, and Alex.

Every Friday is dedicated to the acknowledgment and celebration of Floppa (caracals).

Please post pictures and edits of our lord and savour, Big Floppa, every Floppa Friday.

by Slarmee June 3, 2023

Friday Night Dinner

The Greatest British Comedy Series to ever Exist

Jim: Do you watch Friday Night Dinner?
Jackie: Jim, I'm part of the show, and also WHO DOESNT?????

by Sammymmm1 March 7, 2022

Curry Friday

A popular tradition that has spread through certain parts of the UK, that involves replacing the common 'fish and chips' on a friday, with a curry.

It originated in Birmingham, and today is followed religiously by many British citizens.

Me: What's for dinner?

Mum: Are you serious?!??!?!?! It's Curry Friday! Don't ask stupid questions...

by Displonker June 6, 2011