Kiss or hug your crush! Be extra bold to your girlfriend/boyfriend/crush! get lit all day and be BOLD!
by Rick Handy May 12, 2022

1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.
2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.
2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
by MrEddyT January 13, 2021

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

by Minco January 24, 2021

p1: “helll yeah man i cant wait for it to be freaky friday my other girl gettin boring”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
p2: “isnt that cheating?”
by sandwitchzz June 2, 2022

1. A day of joy, freedom, and celebration, as the workweek finally ends.
2. The most overrated day of the week, as work still happens until you are done (exceptions may apply).
3. The day people rejoice and leave their hellholes behind.
2. The most overrated day of the week, as work still happens until you are done (exceptions may apply).
3. The day people rejoice and leave their hellholes behind.
1. Finally, It's Friday!!! I am so glad to be out of that hellhole, I hate my job with a passion and am leaving it behind for the week! I love Fridays!
2. Despite being a day of joy, Fridays are not as good as people claim they are. While they may be the light at the end of the tunnel, they are still a long workday, making them a long countdown to freedom, and they often go on and on, just like Mondays.
3. Each Friday, people are thrilled to leave they crappy jobs for the week, and enjoy the weekend, after a long miserable week.
2. Despite being a day of joy, Fridays are not as good as people claim they are. While they may be the light at the end of the tunnel, they are still a long workday, making them a long countdown to freedom, and they often go on and on, just like Mondays.
3. Each Friday, people are thrilled to leave they crappy jobs for the week, and enjoy the weekend, after a long miserable week.
by I HATE MONDAYS WITH A PASSION! April 22, 2025

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)
by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019
