arse off

For a situation not bad enough to say fuck.

"You can't make it anymore? Oh arse off, we all know you actually just don't want to come."

by lesbopussydestroyer6969 January 09, 2019

dude-off

a dude-off is a battle between two dudes in which only the word dude is used but it can be said with any inflection that the vocalizer pleases. the battle is won either when one player accidently uses another word other than dude or by honor code when one player simply admits defeat

shhh, they're having an intense dude-off right now so be quiet

player A: dude
player B: dude dude
player A: dude dude dude
player B: duuuuuude
(etc.)

by shaggymorphism November 18, 2021

jortin off

When a group of male Florida Gator football fans, wearing jorts, are engaged in a pregame ritual that resembles a cross between the Oklahoma drill and a circle jerk and includes participants gyrating against one another and/or chest bumping.

Dude, Jaredd and his Gator buddies were jortin off before the Georgia, Florida game. Jaredd looked like the pivot man.

by FiveFifty November 05, 2019

Gooch-Off

The liquid excreted from your ass that accumulates and flows down your gooch.

Damn, that gooch-off was tasty as hell.

by tommyboy69420 March 10, 2021

computer-off

to jack off with computer porn

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter

by justinaimers June 24, 2008

going off

An Atmosphere that gets you excited.

That club was going off like mum's knickers on pay day cuz.

by captaindigi November 02, 2018

off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food

"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."

by blowjobs March 06, 2018