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Chad-Off

When two or more drunkest guys at a party compete for a single females attention in hopes of bedding with her.
Aaron, Brock and Thad began hollering and increasing their alcohol consumption in the hopes of impressing Samantha in a Chad-Off to see who she would hookup with.
by Mickey Terf May 24, 2019
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Off the crumb

A phrase said when somebody/something is acting wild, out of hand or irregular. Mostly said to/about someone after being fuelled by (but certainly not limited to) drugs, anger, bullshit/lies, etc.
“Yo, Derek was so angry after losing the fight. He’s off the crumb right now”

“Derek is high as shit right now, he’s off the crumb”

bro 1: “DEREK YOURE DRIVING SO FAST!”
bro 2: “YEAH DEREK’S OFF THE CRUMB”

“Yo this beat go off the crumb”

“His outfit is off the crumb”

“My mum went off the crumb last night when the dog shat on the floor
by alright seven October 1, 2019
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50% off

A masterpiece gifted to us by the true god octopimp
John: have you seen 50% off
Jeff: Yes it is a godsend
by Hisbshshwuwu August 12, 2019
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Off The Hook

A duo of singers at Splatoon 2. They replaced the squid sisters.
Did you saw the performance of Off The Hook at the splatfest? It was amazing!
by Cyanite_Gem October 12, 2017
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Off door

Slang for off-licence
Off door A shop that sells alcohol
by Greg addison March 31, 2017
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off the groceries

being so fucked up on drugs you no longer require the need to eat food
"I saw Jordan smoking meth again."

"Oh shit blood, he must be off the groceries again."
by blowjobs March 6, 2018
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Crock Off

When used alone, crock is often used as a synonym for "lie" or "bullshit". But when paired with "off" the phrase can be used interchangeably with "fuck off". Because the phrase is relatively uncommon, it is a great way to tell your opponent off while also confusing the hell out of them and making them forget what they were talking about in the first place.
Ignorant peasant: "Hey guy, you got fake timbs boy!"
You: "Crock off!"
Ignorant peasant: "Huh?"
by Cr0ck 0ff February 13, 2017
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