Ninja attack!

its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!

Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!

by courtney and jeremy!!!!!!!! October 11, 2007

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Ninja Dog

Black Labrador mixed breed that is of Ninja decent. This animal is tough and has a deadly roundhouse and will not tolerate any nonsense from any person claiming to be DLang. Only 351 known to exist. Original Ninja Dog (still in control) is known to the world as Bob the Dog.

Bob the Dog is a Ninja Dog that can whoop you silly.

by M tyler November 24, 2006

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anti-ninja

This is what the teachers at my school were.

Real Life Story
(Me climbing onto the roof and walking around)
Teacher: Excuse me!
Me: Huh?
Teacher: Get down from there this instant!
Everyone Watching: What an anti-ninja.
( Next week I'm in detention)

by kevwang95 June 13, 2010

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Ninja Dick

A guy who seems nice, but then turns out to be a dick in the end.

Girl 1: Hey what happened? I thought you were in a relationship.
Girl 2: Yea we broke up because he ended up being a Ninja Dick.

by shorewhore1984 August 01, 2010

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closet ninjas

The act of gathering up some friends of yours to hide in a closet in ninja costumes and then while in the same room fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend that you found cheating on you. Make sure its a painfull experience for the other person of course and while in the sex make a key word for the friends to come out of the closet and beat the shit out of the girl or boy. Then have them run off.

Shirly why are you all beaten up?!
I was had by the closet ninjas.

by Ray Velrasquez October 08, 2007

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