anti-ninja

This is what the teachers at my school were.

Real Life Story
(Me climbing onto the roof and walking around)
Teacher: Excuse me!
Me: Huh?
Teacher: Get down from there this instant!
Everyone Watching: What an anti-ninja.
( Next week I'm in detention)

by kevwang95 June 15, 2010

Ninja Jump

Whilst you're in a deep sleep/sub concious state, its as if a ninja has sneaked up on you, shoved you and vanished into thin air causing your arms and/or legs to spasm and jump randomly - sometimes so violent that it causes you to wake up.

Just got back from my night-shift at work, got into bed where my girlfriend was sound asleep, she ninja jumped and kicked me in the fucking gooch!

by hardwarexpert July 28, 2011

Ninja Dick

A guy who seems nice, but then turns out to be a dick in the end.

Girl 1: Hey what happened? I thought you were in a relationship.
Girl 2: Yea we broke up because he ended up being a Ninja Dick.

by shorewhore1984 August 1, 2010

Ninja attack!

its when your embarressed about being on wellfare,and your about to pull out your bridge card. Instead of calling it that you say ninja attack!

Hey your total is 5.50
hang on let me pull out my ninja attack!

by courtney and jeremy!!!!!!!! October 27, 2007

Ass Ninjas

An elite group of ninjas that discretely enters homes and rapes the shit out of whatever is living in them.

Also, Ass Ninjas are a threat used by parents, telling their children that if they don't go to sleep Ass Ninjas will get them.

Last night Ass Ninjas broke into my house and raped me!
Go to bed now or the Ass Ninjas will get you!

by TeddiGramz December 28, 2009

ninja goat

A fabled creature of untold ruthlessness, known only to the equally ruthless people of BeachUth

BeachUth was gonna get a ninja goat, but not...

by Ninja Goat May 6, 2008

NoCo Ninja

Someone living in the area of North County specifically the Florissant through Jennings area. To be considered a NoCo Ninja you must have pride for your town, won at least one fight, and been jumped.

Dude you live in North County? And didn't you just get jumped? You're such a NoCo Ninja.

by Billy NoCo January 18, 2009