The kind of guy to not do any work and just watch starcraft videos. He's also a stingy cunt so don't ask him for a pen
Teacher: Oi anon get to work
Anon: I can't I don't have a pen. Nathan can I borrow a pen
Nathan: Nah fuck off I'm watching "hectic 20000 iq starcraft plays that will make ur cock hard"
Anon: I can't I don't have a pen. Nathan can I borrow a pen
Nathan: Nah fuck off I'm watching "hectic 20000 iq starcraft plays that will make ur cock hard"
by anøn November 12, 2018
Get the Nathanmug. there are 2 types of nathan. NO IN BETWEEN!! one is insanely autistic, has every mental illness but doesnt know it, full name nathaniel, listens to avenged sevenfold, has a frightening obsession with freddy mercury, mexican, long hair, watches anime, loves goth girls, a literal nerd, and tried to learn the guitar to impress some ladies but then quit while learning f chord. he definitely likes chess too. 5'7? 5'9.
the 2nd one is white, has either light brown or dirty blonde hair, also a nerd but not a cool nerd. genuinely really cringe but you feel bad for him so you dont beat his ass.. weird obsession with minecraft and that creeper hoodie. nobody fucking knows what his music taste is. he likes sharks (sharks are fucking awesome by the way i love talking about sharks with a nathan they get it)
the 2nd one is white, has either light brown or dirty blonde hair, also a nerd but not a cool nerd. genuinely really cringe but you feel bad for him so you dont beat his ass.. weird obsession with minecraft and that creeper hoodie. nobody fucking knows what his music taste is. he likes sharks (sharks are fucking awesome by the way i love talking about sharks with a nathan they get it)
wahh: "oooh is that nathan?!! how have YOU been bro it's been too long"
nathan 1: "ive been great man! how have you been?"
wahh: "honestly i have no idea. im just chillin. whats been going on in your life to make it so great??"
nathan 1: "oh i get it. i feel like that too sometimes.. my girlfriend broke up with me because shes not in the right state of mind and ive been having suicidal thoughts and seeing.. yeah my girlfriend broke up with me but my other girlfriend comforted me and my other other girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits. i also got into a car crash on the way here. there's a 3 inch deep cut on my leg right now i think i see some bone but i found a new favorite game to play. i got a job too, it pays well. i spent like $30 on my ex, brooke. i got her a stuffed shark plushie cause shes fuckin obsessed with them... we hung out for a bit and it was really nice in general but she won't break up with her boyfriend soo. her dad also saw my penis. him and his motorcyle gang found out where i live and have been stalking me and trying to kill me- i think they're actually the ones who crashed into my car..."
wahh: "what the fuck"
wahh: "i love you dude but what the fuck"
wahh: "hi nathan'
nathan 2: "My dad punched me in the balls. He said something -which i won't repeat- about me because I stayed up for 4 days straight playing minecraft... He called me a slow fucking bitch. That's not even the longest I've stayed up!"
wahh: "thats cool i think.."
nathan 1: "ive been great man! how have you been?"
wahh: "honestly i have no idea. im just chillin. whats been going on in your life to make it so great??"
nathan 1: "oh i get it. i feel like that too sometimes.. my girlfriend broke up with me because shes not in the right state of mind and ive been having suicidal thoughts and seeing.. yeah my girlfriend broke up with me but my other girlfriend comforted me and my other other girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits. i also got into a car crash on the way here. there's a 3 inch deep cut on my leg right now i think i see some bone but i found a new favorite game to play. i got a job too, it pays well. i spent like $30 on my ex, brooke. i got her a stuffed shark plushie cause shes fuckin obsessed with them... we hung out for a bit and it was really nice in general but she won't break up with her boyfriend soo. her dad also saw my penis. him and his motorcyle gang found out where i live and have been stalking me and trying to kill me- i think they're actually the ones who crashed into my car..."
wahh: "what the fuck"
wahh: "i love you dude but what the fuck"
wahh: "hi nathan'
nathan 2: "My dad punched me in the balls. He said something -which i won't repeat- about me because I stayed up for 4 days straight playing minecraft... He called me a slow fucking bitch. That's not even the longest I've stayed up!"
wahh: "thats cool i think.."
by iniish April 24, 2023
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He likes to lick cum out of the cum dumpster, he bends his bendy rack stacking fluffy cock into immensely vulnerable 10 year olds
Oh shit, is that Nathan Goodlad?
Of course dude, he is licking cum out of the large dumpster
Rather peculiar
Of course dude, he is licking cum out of the large dumpster
Rather peculiar
by MrCater'sRackStackingCackler July 5, 2019
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