you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog by b4stard November 10, 2005

I fucked your mother 

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

I fucked your mother by Billybojangles December 5, 2003

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother 

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother

I fucked the Volunteer editors mother by darkedge008 May 15, 2018

FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)

Term used to describe ones enjoyment of having sexual intercourse with an older woman, a "cougar" perhaps. Not to be confused with the commonly used pharse to describe an unfortunate incident that has occured.

Gentleman 1: "Wow, that lady is a total MILF."
Gentleman 2: "I would toss her salad any day, but then again I am a complete FML (Fucking Mothers Lover)."

FML (Fucking Mothers Lover) by Giggitygigants August 8, 2009

Fuckings mother 

A person who has taken you into the world, but you wished they hadn't. So you kill yourself and blame it on your mother.

Guy 1: Did you hear about that Fillip killed himself.
Guy 2: Yeah he blamed that Fuckings mother.

Fuckings mother by Johre Malin Ravndal November 12, 2018

fucker mother 

An emotionally cold, callous mother who consequently psychologically destroys her children, thereby ruining their lives. Analogous with 'refrigerator mother'.

You were sexually abused? I wish! Sounds heavenly to me. I suffered far worse. I survived a fucker mother.

fucker mother by AnyNationExceptAmerica January 15, 2023