MILFs

In Texas Hold Em Poker, being dealt two Queens.

I'm holding a nice pair of MILFs.

by Ryan Westover September 8, 2007

milfling

a hot midget who is a mother.

that midget is a milfling.

by chud138 January 10, 2007

Milford

A dirty steryotypacal white trash town in southern ohio

used to insult soem one poor

You can't aford cars in milford, hell you can't aford anything in milford

dude you're from milford LAMO

by 6th_grade December 11, 2004

MILFY TIME

MILFY TIME is when a man goes out to club, bar, ect; for the sole purpose of finding an older woman to be with. Whether it be for a sexual encounter or for a serous relationship.

(Man 1) Where do you want to go tonight? (Man 2) I wanna goto the Blah-Blah bar. (Man 1) But most of the time that bar is full of MILF's. What about dating someone your own age? (Man 2) F**K That! Anytime is MILFY TIME for me!

by the2ndflood September 26, 2008

Milfshake

When you hook up with a lactating mother, and you use her breastmilk to make a milkshake.

Bob- Dude, you're dating Kristina? She's a mom!

Richard- So what? We made milfshakes last night, and they were delicious.

by Harry Richard Head February 19, 2011

milfshake

making a milf shake

your mom

by nick January 19, 2004

milfing

Working your way up to become a damn hot mom

Milfing your way up to an escalade... Be a milf, find a man, get married, and have babies to put in the escalade.

by FutureMilf March 9, 2014