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by lucygoose13 February 7, 2019
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by Charlie’schickens2819 September 1, 2018
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by Batcat21st September 4, 2018
Get the Matthew welcome mug.The name Matthew comes from the bible. A Matthew is usually a "King" in bed and knows how to please a women without trying. He's VERY athletic and very sweet, a matthew also will usually not make friends unless he believes they will be good for him, or help him in the future with problems, matthew also is usually a guy who doesn't get to the point that well but when he does it's a shock that what he said. A Matthew is someone you should stay with forever and never leave and love unconditionally until your last breath. Matthew is amazingly perfect hands down.
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by Ms.Selena12345 September 14, 2018
Get the Matthew mug.Matthew is the name of a man who is funny and smart and kind but most of all will be the first one to help you out if you need it. Sometimes Matthew goes by Matt but the best people call him Guapo because he is so attractive. He is talented in almost every sport and has enough zeal to power a small city-state for a century. Matt won't hesitate to pour all of that zeal out on whatever playing field or court he might be on, so be sure to pick him for your team. Actually, to be honest it's more likely that he will be picking you. Matt is a natural leader who will go to hell and back for you if necessary. In fact, he has been to hell and back multiple times. His successful leadership stems in part from his ability to empathize with all sorts of people with all sorts of backgrounds. He has a knack of saying exactly what you need to hear, and the thing is he means it.
Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.
All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.
All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Oh no there is a dog! Quick coach, start the workout so Matthew won't run away!
Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.
Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.
Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
by Isabel or Jackson September 24, 2018
Get the Matthew mug.One of the most beautiful humans to ever grace this planet with their presence. If you ever find a man with this exact name, hold onto him for dear life, because he will treat you like the queen that you are. He has this set of large, gorgeous brown eyes that will immediately make you melt, and this heart of gold that never rusts. On top of that, his looks are everything you could ever ask for in a man and he's just the sweetest human. He has an amazing personality, and can be seen as weird to the average joe, but is very special to one woman. Never give up on a Matthew Gierut, because he'll never give up on you. He'll stay by your side for as long as you exist because when he falls in love, he doesn't quit. A truly remarkable fella'.
I'm so glad I'm Matthew Gierut's, he's one of a kind.
Matthew Gierut is my favorite human, and that's why he's my human!
Matthew Gierut is my favorite human, and that's why he's my human!
by alalipop October 1, 2018
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