Carolina Claw Machine

To put 1 finger each inside a woman’s butthole and vagina and pinch them together at the same time

“Dude, I totally gave her a Carolina Claw Machine. She was so into it!”

by PeachSodaPunk September 28, 2018

Lean green meme machine

A person of any of the 500 genders or species, that make dank memes for not only entertainment but as a religion.

Steve: yo that lit, 420, 360 notescope, here comes dat boi.
Me: wow steve, your one heck of a lean green meme machine.
Steve: ( Dead serious) Im more dead inside the xx.
Me: we dont speak of x, rip x in the chat.(cries)
(sene fades to Black)

by TheOnly1of1 October 29, 2018

sex machine

Any boy on a good day; Aka Sy-kun

My mom told me Justin was a sex machine; was she ever right!

by XakaiXameX December 30, 2006

The Machine

Some one with more power then you, more money, or just better then you.

Fight the machine!!

Break away from the machine

by [e-mail] December 26, 2004

fax machine

A kid in class who hears others silently say an answer to a question, and they say it louder so that the teacher hears and it makes them look super smart when they're stealing people's thunder.

Mr. Baffi: What is 3+3?

Chad:(quietly) 6.

Ashly: SIX!!!!

Bennett: Dude, Ashly, I totally heard Chad just say that. You're such a fax machine!!!

by Ashly :DD August 8, 2007

rage against the machine

Reunited for Coachella '07 and goddamn it will be good.

My penis gets hard for Rage Against the Machine on April 29th.

by BigPantsLittlePants March 11, 2007

The Machine Gun

The Machine Gun is when you getting ready to cum on a girl's face and saying "BRRRRRRRRR" as you cum.

Dude, I did The Machine Gun so hard on her last night!

by Laughing Dicks (Im a girl) September 27, 2017