my mom is dead

It can be something said after a "your mom" joke, but that doesn't mean it isn't true.
And it hurts more when your friend thinks that your just trying to make a comeback, and keeps going...

Jeff: Does your mom want her underwear washed with bleach or without?

Carl: My mom is dead.

Jeff: Should I wash the body, too?

Carl: *beats the shit out of Jeff*

my mom is dead by Lolwhat? March 27, 2011

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cave mom

A mom who defends her family with all her heart and feeds them only meat and veggies. She questions everything "normal" and embraces her family getting sick because that only makes them stronger.

Oh my god, that cave mom doesn't use hand sanitizer every 5 minutes.

cave mom by paleo dude May 4, 2012

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jakes mom

The first woman you sleep with when you leave alcohol or drug treatment

I am happy that once you leave treatment you can have jakes mom.

jakes mom by erbachjim October 15, 2015

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Xany Mom

A "stay at home mom" or "trophy wife" who frequently consumes Xanax, often in conjunction with white wine or other alcoholic beverages, to cope with real or imagined hardships. Often found at fitness centers and health food stores, on weekdays in affluent areas.

Origin : Glastonbury CT

Embarrassed her Mercedes-Benz would be two years old today, the Xany Mom crushed a second bar before meeting her friends for yoga.

Xany Mom by FR33 $W4G L3SS0N$ February 1, 2017