Skip to main content

Sloppy Johnny

When someone sticks a stick of butter in their ass and lets it out of their asshole.
Wanna get a Sloppy Johnny? Yeah man sure!
by synthwavesun January 23, 2025
mugGet the Sloppy Johnny mug.

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.
"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"
by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025
mugGet the skin johnny mug.
Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
mugGet the Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan mug.

claim a Johnny Bench

When something that was once at the forefront of popular culture or national consciousness has become generationally extinct.
Tammy: "Do you remember that Valley Girl song?"
Nate: "I'm going to have to claim a Johnny Bench on that one."
by Dean Houser November 11, 2008
mugGet the claim a Johnny Bench mug.

Wrong Way Johnny

A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.
We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
mugGet the Wrong Way Johnny mug.

popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant
'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'
by Shan0206 February 10, 2014
mugGet the popping a johnny mug.

Pulling A Johnny

When someone fails so hard that they rage by throw there controller at the wall and screaming like a maniac
Johnny: OMG i'm so close to my 10 kill streak
Johnny: NO I FELL OFF THE MAP
Johnny: *Throws controller*
Johnny's Mom: WHY DID YOU THROW YOUR CONTROLLER
Johhny: SHUT UP MOM I'M PLAYING CALL OF DUTY
Johnny's Mom: STOP PULLING A JOHNNY
by Maxdifficulty January 23, 2015
mugGet the Pulling A Johnny mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email