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jason

best guy u know with da koolest moves he also broke
jason is broke
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Jason

The type of guy who covers up his insecurities and “short”comings by making others feel less than; Generally exhibits this behavior online, seeking the approval from others, also usually “Jasons”.

Typically drives muscle cars and/or owns gas-guzzling toys, then complains about the price of gas. Enjoys red hats, facial hair and women with (usually) unnaturally blond hair.
Damn that Jason, always rolling coal and making our Starbucks employees cry!
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Jason is a very sarcastic man that tells you he hates you but you never really know if its true. A jason is a very attractive guy but try not to tell him his ego is already to big. They also tend to overthink a bit. They are very “funny”. Always make you smile and laugh no matter what . Youll alsays find yourself with a huge smile an giggling whenever hes around
Jason
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You hear about Ricky? He’s turning into a jason
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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
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Jason Funderburker

The Perfect Name for a Frog
Guy 1: Hey cute frog. What are you gonna name him?

Guy 2: Jason Funderburker
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Jason

An expert in the study of buildings, often hoisted by their own petard. Often found in positions of middle management roles, Jasons have a tendency to blame juniors for adverse situations of their own making. They then tend to shout very loudly, albeit meaninglessly.
I thought you were going to leave the cupboard so we could get inside. You Jasoned it!
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