A story that is preluded by a lengthy backstory to create the context and ends abruptly with no worthwhile conclusion given the lengthy setup.
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
These stories are typically told by people named 'Ben'
"So I was at work... but the thing is with the checkouts... the button for rockmelon is under stone fruit... my store manager yelled at my coworker... and that's how I made a joke about rockmelons."
"What a Ben Story."
"What a Ben Story."
by flyboy45 June 23, 2023
Get the Ben Storymug. : the subjective interpretation (a story) of someone's behavior (that may or may not be true) that is used to blame, criticize or otherwise target them as the cause of something
I have nothing to say about your story-blame comments that I drank too much and was flirting with everyone because the facts are, I had one beer and I didn't flirt with anyone.
by MOLove1966 March 14, 2021
Get the story-blamemug. by Patsywashere November 22, 2024
Get the Dorey storymug. “I danced with so many women last night,” said Ben.
Ryan replies, “sounds like a Sean story.”
“Last weekend I went to Tahoe and was playing Craps for like 3 hours. I just kept winning and won like $2,000!” Robbie exclaimed.
“That sounds like a Sean story,” Amber replied.
Ryan replies, “sounds like a Sean story.”
“Last weekend I went to Tahoe and was playing Craps for like 3 hours. I just kept winning and won like $2,000!” Robbie exclaimed.
“That sounds like a Sean story,” Amber replied.
by Ginny4 August 31, 2019
Get the Sean storymug. An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
Get the Ella’s sex storymug. Unlike the plethora of "dumb tiktok thing" definitions, I think this word actually has a stable meaning. (Perhaps this is my misguided understanding of the term.)
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
1. Story time is used, mostly in ball/drag spaces, at a point when someone is "being read" or a queen is performing at a level which other queens cannot reach or aspire to. It's a form of shade. It's telling the other person, "sit down, child, because you are about to be educated on something you're clearly ignorant towards."
2. This can also be used for dramatic flair when, shockingly, telling a story.
by adnaus March 18, 2023
Get the Story Timemug. Hood friend story
A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
A snap story where you talk about past friendships with people and who you talked to in the past and how that all ended
by Vibez_06 February 22, 2020
Get the Hood Friend Storymug.