During a never-ending wipe after pooping, the amber colored mixture of the remaining poop plus blood caused by the friction of repeated wipes.
I had to switch to wet wipes, my Ass Sap was getting really bad after chafing from the cheap toilet paper.
by chengler October 9, 2016
Get the Ass Sapmug. When someone scares you so horribly, that your ass defenses activate and throws albino rhinos at the foncler of the attacker.
by Mr. Degotè June 22, 2010
Get the Ass-fonclesmug. My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)
by Disel2013 May 3, 2018
Get the ass slopmug. Adverb - 1) Used to describe a situation or event that has elevated itself to the status of badass or buckwild; Can be used to describe certain wild parties, orgies or any other event where things get rowdy enough to where people are shithoused, fat girls get fucked, and other things get out of hand, but in a good way. When said out loud, ususally ends with the words "Good Time"
2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
2) An orgy so crowded, asses literally touch the ceiling
"Hey come to the party tonight, you're gonna have a good time, In fact, you're gonna have an ass on the ceiling good time!"
by Bryan Adelman May 27, 2008
Get the Ass On The Ceilingmug. A person who feels the need to stick their bum out on pictures, in an attempt to make it look bigger.
Person 1: omg, have you seen Jade's new profile picture?
Person 2: Yes I did, she did a major ass pout, so lame.
Person 2: Yes I did, she did a major ass pout, so lame.
by EmuDefines October 13, 2012
Get the ass poutmug. by AssYolkjr August 15, 2016
Get the ass yolkmug. by Alnomo May 15, 2016
Get the toe in the assmug.