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Certified Idiot

A certified idiot is a math teacher who doesn’t know that five is less than six.
My math teacher must be a certified idiot; he cannot count to six.
by BbJjDd October 8, 2022
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Idiot light

A lighted indicator on your car's dashboard that appears when you are getting dangerously low on fuel. It is a little red dot that lights up next to the E on your gas gauge. Where it lights up on the dashboard, the amount of gas that is left in your gas tank, and how far you can drive before running out of gas is different for each car make/model. It is called an idiot light because you are an idiot if you don't get more gas, or you're an idiot for letting your gas go so low.
Oh no, my idiot light just came on. I have just enough gas to get to my destination, but I'll have to get gas on the way home.
by Kitkaunitiger June 7, 2018
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Idiot

you looked it up here what an idiot
by My name sounds made up June 19, 2020
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idiot

You
You are the idiot for needing to know the definition of idiot.
You are the idiot for needing to know the definition of idiot.
by DeltaGamerAlt September 25, 2019
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Stupid Idiot Baby

by Bimah August 12, 2023
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Idiot

Some one who makes stupid decisions
by bexlovesroxy January 8, 2022
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stupid idiot

An exaggeration for someone who is very stupid and acts like an idiot. If you say this, your principle/headmaster will say that it is redundant. But who cares.
“Bob just threw a long over the cliff.”
“What? Why?”
“So that he could see if it could fly.”
“He’s such a stupid idiot”
by fun bobby April 22, 2020
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