When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.
by FBRPonline May 10, 2011
shrooming your membranes off
by BurrisNation September 26, 2004
Everybody these days thinkin they hard body
by Caroline January 11, 2005
by Nikki January 19, 2004
A term used to indicate that a movie rated R has an especially high amount of violence, profanity, and/or nudity and sex.
There's no way that Deadpool would have been good if they'd gone for a PG-13; that had to be a hard R.
by Knox Harrington April 24, 2017
by Leya Fish January 20, 2003