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Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.
My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!
by FBRPonline June 3, 2011
mugGet the Apple Hardmug.

hard coreing

shrooming your membranes off
Birdman, BalsamNation, BurrisNation, Fulcher, Airport are hardcoreing their fucking brains out.
by BurrisNation September 25, 2004
mugGet the hard coreingmug.

hard body

Someone who think they hard; someone always poopin shit
Everybody these days thinkin they hard body
by Caroline January 10, 2005
mugGet the hard bodymug.

hard lemonade

when a guy goes down on you and you piss in his face
I heard he called me a dirty hoe so that night I gave him a hard lemonade.
by Nikki January 19, 2004
mugGet the hard lemonademug.

Hard R

A term used to indicate that a movie rated R has an especially high amount of violence, profanity, and/or nudity and sex.
There's no way that Deadpool would have been good if they'd gone for a PG-13; that had to be a hard R.
by Knox Harrington April 23, 2017
mugGet the Hard Rmug.

hard core

punk rockin, leather strap wearin, mosh pittin extremists
i feel so hard core with steel-toes on.
by Leya Fish January 19, 2003
mugGet the hard coremug.

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