German Secretary of Defense

Currently it is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer who you cannot take serious because she is a career horny wannabe chancellor.
In order to increase the probability to be nominated for the chancellor job she just ran for the office of the Secretary of Defense.
She does not have any military experience neither.
She is also known as “Mini Merkel” because people compare her limply incompetent politics with Merkel.
Now the Bundeswehr (German Military) is fucked up again.

1: Do you know the German Secretary of Defense?

2: Before it was Ursula von der Leyen. But van der Leyen is now Commission President of the EU.
Now the Secretary of Defense of Germany is Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer.
What a difficult name, huh?
And again a limply person for an office next to Merkel.

by aPublisherFromEurope July 25, 2019

Germanish

Speaking German and English at the same time

Stop speaking Germanish

by Americans 209 August 5, 2019

Gerald

The cutest cat you will ever meet. She loves to talk to you & often sounds like she has peanut butter stuck in her throat. She is very jealous. Loves to cuddle her Jacob & sleep in his arms. She will always drink water from your cup by dipping her paw in & licking it off. Dont touch her back paws or she'll bite ya! You can often find her hanging with Arnold. Simply the best cat ever.

Person 1: Dam, Gerald is just the cutest.

Person 2: Are you kidding me? I haven't moved in the last 3 hours, just cuddling her & admiring her cuteness.

by YaBish6691 August 11, 2019

German steam pipe

The act of heating up a dildo in the oven then shoving up your ass

"Yah, my ass is real sore after giving myself a german steam pipe"

by Mewrinkledink September 13, 2019

German Shepherds

Another way of saying natural enormous breast

Tom: Damn bro look at those German Shepherds over there!
Craig: Where? I don't see no damn dogs
Tom: No bro, look at that girl in front of you! She got german shepherds on her chest

by Yoooooolmaooo September 23, 2019

german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.

german constipation

by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

German

He’s a Mexican with a height disadvantage and has a carrot penis.

German is the guy in nugget porn.

by Hdhdhehdjdjsj October 8, 2019