Glasgow Smile

Two-razor blades taped at one end, with a matchstick stuck in the middle so the two blades seperate, to form a shape similar to this: <. The instrument is then used to slice the face of the victim, leaving thick, pasta-like strands of flesh, that will most definitly scar.

Dylan gave a Glasgow Smile to the stupid bitch.

by Dylan Lamb December 17, 2003

Glass Closet

When you have come out as LGBT+ and those around you (parents, friends, etc) refuse to accept/acknowledge it.

Person 1: My ma keeps misgendering me.

Person 2: Didn't you come out to your family?

Person 1: Yeah, but I'm stuck in the glass closet.

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Person 1: Hey dad, this is my boyfriend.

Dad: You mean best friend, right?

by HackMeBiatchez September 8, 2020

Glass

another word for alcohol

Yo, later lets go out and hit up a glass.

by booze101 January 19, 2009

glassschlager

Works on the same premise as Goldschlager. Made by accidentally leaving a jug of wine in the freezer, letting it explode, then scooping the frozen mess into a nalgene and defrosting. The shards of broken glass replace the "Gold" and the jug wine (preferrably Carlo Rassi) replaces the "schlager". May also include blood.

That burning sensation is normal. They call it "Glassschlager".

by captain phoenix May 11, 2006

glass balloon animal

When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass.

You made me into a glass balloon animal.

by QueenFeyre December 21, 2021

Glasgow Cobbler

Common sexual practise in the Glasgow area whereby two males (one or both of which may or may not be dead to begin with) have their mouths defecated in by a third before being strung up by the feet and decapitated. The third male then has sex with both severed heads while lying beneath the blood showers of the first two bodies.

Alan: Fancy a bum?

Christopher: No, sorry, I'm exhausted after I participated in a Glasgow Cobbler this morning.

by FUCKBANBURY September 21, 2009

Glass Hammer

A word to describe something that is as powerful as it is fragile.

Man is a glass hammer, powerful beyond compare but fleshy and destructible.

by Saecryd October 16, 2008