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Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.

My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.

by tecopux October 29, 2021

No Fuck Feburary

At Feburary You Fuck You Fucked Up You Can Bust a Nut by Jerking But Not By Fucking You Fuck you Fucked Up The Only Way To Have Sex In February is By doing it on Valentine's Day: Good Luck

Tommy Fucked A Girl in the ass he just couldn't wait till Valentine's Day He Fucked Up Badly And Failed No Fuck Feburary

by Technical Technology October 10, 2019

No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.

Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

February 27th

A day nobody really recognizes relating to anything so that’s boring but it’s part of the best month ever so like... winning. If you were born this day then you’re prolly really kind, have tiny dick energy, and just rly sweet.

“Hey did you hear it’s Casey’s birthday tomorrow?”
“February 27th? Man ion know Casey but he must be cute as fuck 🥺”

by Minze.k October 15, 2019

february 5

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019

February 11

The worst day of the year! It's when you get slapped in the face if you're not wearing the color blue or turquoise. If you're not wearing those colors, then people can also snatch your lunch any time they want!

Jake: "What's today?"
Mason: "February 11"
Jake: "Shit, really?! It's the worst day of the year!"

by Waffletale November 12, 2019

February 15

Its Ella’s birthday day. So hug an Ella or buy your tallest friend AirPods.

It’s my birthday February 15

by Ella’s Dictionary November 1, 2019