face trumpet

When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face

This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.

by IrishHandGranade February 7, 2014

face labia

The lips on a humans face that resembles the labia on a vagina

Ever since botox her face labia have sure been swollen...

by LemmeF1ndOut March 7, 2021

Chill face

To relax so hard that you can’t feel your face

I would go out but I would rather just chill face with my cat

by shake n bake that just happend March 19, 2020

d'spiter face

A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.

Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.

Rudy: Man, take a better look

Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.

by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009

Face Shredder

when your friend’s mom sits on your face and shreds ass while your nose is positioned between her cheeks.

“Dude Nick’s mom gave me the nastiest face shredder the other night, it was the best.”

by phillip the funny man October 26, 2020

Carrot Face

A very annoyed Scotsman, A derived meaning from Salty

That Carrot Face was extremely mad last night,

Carrot Face wasn't very good at Counter Strike, so he got carried.

by tchazinator September 6, 2015

spaz face

A term from Awkward. where your face spazzes out in the midst of a selfie sesh.

"Fix your spaz face and we'll reshoot later!"

by Bitsch_Wut!!!! October 28, 2015