by Helloitsmebyeeeee January 14, 2021

Evan's are soo swaggy and cool, theyre most likely gamer that actually respect their mom and drink respect woman juice. Be like evan
by F4rtmcg33 April 16, 2021

by HEHE rawr June 6, 2022

by iievanixxo September 3, 2023

The biggest fucking asshole whose dick is the size of a tic-tac and always puts on and extra small condom when it's cold outside.
by Buddafinga October 4, 2024

Bad couple. Just plain horrible. They think they work out but they are totally diffrenent in ways they do not notice . Fucking gross couple
Friend: “Dude are you dating kate”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”
Evan: “yea bruh why”
Friend: “bro bad choice bad choice, evan and kate dont go together”
by Coolpersonnnnnn October 24, 2017

Blue toothed unathletic idiot who runs into trucks and can’t walk straight what would we do without him as he is so annoying and nobody likes him
by Nigga man Cole December 13, 2018
