Fountain Drink

A type of soda unknown to Jack In The Box employees, as referenced in a George Lopez stand-up

Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: Excuse me?
Customer: What kind of fountain drinks do y'all have?
Employee: One minute please... Oye, este vato me está diciendo fountain drinks. What is fountain drinks? Es soda? Porque no me dijo soda?

Employee back on the mic: WHY YOU NO SAY SODA STUPID!!!!

by Porque Me Buscan September 27, 2020

Drink a fish out of water

Consuming mass amounts of alcohol... aka drinking more than most people and still surviving

I can drink a fish out of water

by Drink a fish out of water October 21, 2020

Drinks

People who drink often don't drink to remember, they drink to forget. Even people who drink socially or to celebrate drink to forget, not to remember. Alchohol wouldn't be any fun to these folks if they remembered everything that happened the night before.

Drinks don't bring bring back memories, they erase them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

booboo drinking

When you and your girl get drunk at the crib and freaky sex ensues.

Tom ain't coming out. Him and Dominique are booboo drinking at the crib.

by Nigga Sandwhich May 13, 2017

i drink so i am...

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...

If you doubt that you exist, you may conclude: I drink so I am...

by Henky66 October 22, 2017

Cho Drink

An alcohol drink that is so strong you can't taste the mixer.

Omg is there any coke in my captan and coke, this is such a Cho drink.

by War Wombat May 27, 2017

Black hole drink

A black hole drink is an alcoholic drink containing 3 strong liquors. Jägermeiser, Johnnie Walker (Double Black) and Jack Daniels (Old. no 7). The key to a successful black hole drink is to obtain it through a black plastic bag. If you don't possess plastic bags, it can still be enjoyed through a normal whiskey glass. (With crushed ice of course)

"Hey bro how was the party yesterday?"
"Fucking sick, we hammered black hole drinks all night and got wasted

"Damn i only drink tequila suicide, when i'm going extreme

by YourDailyAlcoholic May 29, 2017