The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"
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by koaw June 12, 2010
Get the drunk bumpsmug. the point of intoxication where, instead of pointing, gently flipping a light switch, etc. You slap the shit out of everything then come up with a nick name for the thing you just slapped.
Justin was slap drunk last night, you could tell by the way he was hitting his lighter and calling it Earl.
by almostlegalwanker February 16, 2014
Get the slap drunkmug. by MiLTF March 3, 2004
Get the drunk gurlmug. The process of becoming so intoxicated that your rectum doesn't know what its doing anymore. Thus causing a "poopy" feeling in your pants. Often followed by vomiting and slight nausia.
by Magalicious September 19, 2008
Get the poopy drunkmug. Methamphetamine induced stupor.
by Jamie Pheloney April 9, 2005
Get the spun drunkmug. the act of getting totally sloshed, the drunkest you've ever been in your life. passing out before you leave the dorm room drunk.
Dude, we're totally getting biss drunk tonight..
Oh my god, she was so biss drunk she didn't even make it out of the dorm room to the party.
Oh my god, she was so biss drunk she didn't even make it out of the dorm room to the party.
by strosehoes2014 December 13, 2010
Get the Biss Drunkmug. by CUNEXTTUESDAY October 13, 2019
Get the Dry Drunkmug.