Funky Dong

When someones dick is funky.

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"

by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023

DONG

Your peen bigger than normal so therefore you have a fat DONG

Hey Tim, nice DONG you got there.

by D ANDER DADDY January 29, 2019

DING DONG

someone is at your door so they pressed the door bell that makes a sound DING DONG or plays random s*it music that everyone hates

Doorbell: DING DONG

qwerty: someone is at the door

by tasmin vrtizwmo June 17, 2018

Summer Dong

A penis that is sweaty and horny and needs tending to in a sexual context.

The summer air was thick with sultry heat. Cicadas humming their midnight tune. Our bodies tangled in the damp sheets. It was you and me and my summer dong.

by Wachet Auf February 8, 2025

DONG

abbreviation of "do online now guys"

"Hello Vsauce. Michael here, and I've got a dozen DONGs for you today."

by ted danson's feet March 22, 2022

Dong Flop

After sex when the dong is between flaccid and hard, still wet with vaginal secretions, the dong is slung across the female's face, making a "flop" sound.

I dong flopped Veronica right under her nose so she could smell it all day!

by AlienShoe July 10, 2018

Ding dong

The head of Year 7 2019 in st Leonard’s. She’s an absolute prick and everyone hates her and she loves putting people on report

Perisa: Ding dong I hate you

Ding dong: Report !!!!

by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019