Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

Dirty Jaydan

A Dirty Jaydan is the act of fucking an air conditioner, letting the semen into the vents and turning it on to spread the smell around the room.

I saw this guy doing a Dirty Jaydan in his classroom as a school prank.

by Fuckah April 27, 2020

Dirty henri

The act of shitting in a bucket before chasing a hoe down the street.

'Damn, did he really just pull a Dirty Henri?'

by cancelldabbing2020 November 26, 2020

Dirty Shams

The act of a man pouring gasoline on his cock then lighting it on fire, afterwards analy inserting it into his partner. Therefore creating an odor so incredibly putrid they both cum inside and out.

Guy 1: So how did your date go last night Jim?

Guy 2: Amazing! Marry and I did a Dirty Shams last night.

Guy 1: Luckky

by gigidygigidy69 April 16, 2021

dirty shed

Used to describe the state of a woman’s vaginal area.

“Look at Greta over there! I bet she’s got a right dirty shed”

by Redbaron January 4, 2020

dirty chesidue

greasy amber/orange colored residue on fingers or anus caused by sexual acts of finger insertion or rimming after enjoying synthetic cheese snack foods such as cheetos.

he knew it was a good dirty chesidue night when he woke up from a dead sleep laying next to the remote control with a trace of chesidue surrounding his asshole.

by bigpete801 April 11, 2010

Dirty Child

when a child is submerged in shit then analed by a Indian Telstra worker

my brother did a dirty child

by Giga N@GGI 2000 October 26, 2022