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Canada

A cold icy dark foreboding place located north of the great ice wall. Dangerous due to being populated by wildlings, giants, the undead, and white walkers .
Ned Stark: We are safe from the evil horde from Canada due to the great ice wall.
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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Canada's History

A raunchy sexual act involving Moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. This act is achieved by filling the Stanley cup with maple syrup, dipping the horns in the syrup and inserting it into as many orifices as possible. The moose horns can be attached to a live moose or dead, toques are optional as well.
Guy1: DANG BRO i gave my girl a mad Canada's History lesson last night, i bet shes still sore.

Guy2: Whats a Canada's History?

Guy1: Its like an Edmonton Poutine, but instead of gravy, maple syup.

Guy2: Sweet Bro.
by Tanna-Rok West February 4, 2010
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Canada

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Average Murican Men:what’s Eh
Canadian:Eh

Canadian2:Eh
Nerd: Eh means what I’m Maple syrup land aka Canada, Canada is a large nation with a whole lot of maple syrup
by YouEvaBlownUpAnOrphanage June 27, 2023
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Oh Canada

What Canada's girlfriend Holland says during sex
"Oh Canada, glorious and free, true patriots love you"
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Canada

The only place where you can experience 4 seasons in 1 day
Person 1: Man, why did we have to live in Canada, it went from windier than Detroit to 70 degrees in an hour
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!
by IamBW April 27, 2023
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Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010
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canada's history

A sex act where 2 men and 1 women take maple syrup and lather up the stanely cup and insert it into the rectum of the women. The men then proceed to stimulate themselves using the stanely cup. The women preceeds to beat and lacerate the men with the antlers of a moose and teeth of a beaver, to the point of death of one of the men. The other man then uses the organs of the other man as sex toys and nourishment. It is finished up by a double suicide of the man and women by drownding in maple syrup.
Eww... Stephen Colbert just mentioned canada's history.
by sicksega February 5, 2010
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