The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"
"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by ratrick poony February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.
by hippieflight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Taking the most vile sexual act you've ever committed and using the term "Canada's History" to refer to it among close friends.
Remember when that girl aspirated on my shit when I pulled a, ahem, "Canada's History" on her, and left her in a ditch afterward?
by colbertfan91918 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.
by xythadar February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. n. the act of draining your red, white, and balls on an unsuspecting neighbour and then blaming it on Alaska.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. canada dry ginger ale is a carbonated drink that is most popular in diet or zero sugar forms and is mostly used in alcoholic drinks to add
carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine
carbonation as it is often cheaper then getting a carbonation machine
by octo the lawn tractor man June 23, 2022
Get the canada dry ginger alemug.