Cake Hammer

A raging veiny tool used purely for the purpose of pounding cakes.

"We were knockin' boots and I broke that bitch's back with my cake hammer"

by MC Plan B April 17, 2007

Vagina Cakes

A two-word phrase used as an entertaining filler during a conversation. It is NOT commonly used to revitalize a dead conversation. Rather, it is used to liven up an already good conversation or to emphasize that the listener (the one using the phrase) has stopped listening or is ready to change the subject.

Woman: "I'm really hungry. I haven't eaten all day. What should we have for dinner tonight?"
Man: "Vagina cakes."

by Ryan H. Stone January 4, 2009

bitch cake

A distraction used to shut up a whiny little pussy (of the male persuasion)

God Trevor wont shut up about his window treatments... somebody give him some bitch cake so i can watch the damn game.

by Bitch Bakers July 1, 2004

cake stand

The act of doing a handstand on a cake while gobbling down a mass amount of said cake's contents, namely frosting, through your mouth. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of cake, the sugar will reach the brain more quickly. The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many hungry friends.

I just did a cake stand and now I'm horribly full of cake and frosting.

by Dan Logan June 15, 2006

cut that cake

when you fuck your girlfriend

man i cut that cake last night!

by billion and one March 1, 2009

tang cakes

one part mormon pancake mix
one part vinilla extract
one part cinnamin stuff times two
one part chuncky peanut butter
and of course
enough tang mix to satisfy your every need
(including that fucking monkeys)

"Hey Boomer! You want some of these tang cakes?!?!?"
Examples:tang cakes, jercky tang cakes, chocolate tang cakes, chuncky tang, nut meg tang, nanner tang, and Sam. L. Jack. Tang. (in all shapes and sizes, including micky tang (minus one, two, or none ears)).

by Boomer (THE MORMON) June 19, 2006

The Funnel Cake

When a girl puts a funnel in her mouth and a group of men, all ejaculate into the funnel, getting most of the jizz into funnel but some on her face.

Blake - "Dude, me and my friends, did The Funnel Cake onto this one chick, Chaya, last night."

Trevor - "How was it man?"

Blake - "Good, but she choked a little bit."

David - "I think they killed her."

by Sydney Carton May 24, 2008