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Canadian Woman

n. A person for American men to practice on
My doctor advised me to should get checked out for the clap once he heard I had been with a Canadian woman.
by The Velvet Hammer May 13, 2006
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Canadian Armed Forces

Like a midget -- more an amusement than a threat.
Hey Joe, I heard the new recruits finally got their bb guns, and a couple guys got .22s!
by incognito September 11, 2003
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Canadien

Canadien; Not American....uh yeah.

Canadien; America's red headed step shild
Speaks British English because they are P.O.H.M's.
Can't be the world's best friend because no one knows who they are.
Believes in cowering while that "other" country does all of the dirty work.
Has horrible laws that prevent their citizens from defending themselves from criminals; while that "other" country has right to carry laws, and you can legally carry pepper spray and knives.
Uses only the metric system. The "other" country uses both.
Thinks it has good beer. I wouldn't call Labatt's the tastiest thing around. The "other" country has some very tasty microbrews.
Has no sense of humor. In fact, has such a low self image that it has to define itself by how it's not like that "other" country.
Can't seem to say anything without making it sound like a question. Eh?
Provides some mediocre comedian talent to the "other" country.
Doesn't provide the world with the best hockey players. The Europeans might have something to do with that.
Has no military left because of 40 years of socialist government. Might have to rely on that "other" country to protect it.
Has to constantly tell the world they are not Americans because nobody knows who "they" are.
by An Even Clever American April 19, 2006
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Canadian

1. Another word for a queer. 2. Wannabe Icelandic people.
Person 1 - I heard that guy was Canadian

Person 2 - Poor Guy
by Iceeeeeland November 14, 2007
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Canadian Scholar

A synonym for a retard, stupid, and dumbass. because they are known for being meathead hockeyplayers so they have poop for brains so when this occurs they graduate and become a Canadian Scholar.
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Canadian history

Slang term for intercourse between a beaver, a moose, and four Inuit men or lumberjacks in an ice fishing shack, often with the help of copious maple syrup, and involving the use of various cuts of ham for extra stimulation. This event is usually the result of far too much consumption of Molson or Labatt Blue.
Prime Minister (leaving a bar): I'm still wasted, but there's no more hockey on! What can we do now?

Member of Parliament: How aboot some Canadian history?

Prime Minister: That sounds alright! I'll talk to those two red-headed lumberjacks over there, while you buy the maple syrup and take care of the other details.
by EP the Great February 12, 2010
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Canadian Texas

A small town located in the Panhandle of Texas. Very boring, known for its many mexicans and many pot smokers. The few people that inhabit it are "canadians" though they are not in any way from Canada and are not fluent in anything BUT spanish.
(random person)
"Oh look! it says they're from Canadian Texas! Dudes! Are you from Canada?? C'mon say it! Say "eh?"

(canadians)

"Fucking morons, it says we're from TEXAS!"
by Mildred Carson. October 18, 2008
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