Bump

A drug of sorts, similar to cocaine which is ingested through the nostrils.

Bump after bump after bump after bump; motherfucker, you had a blocked nose for a month.

by Colm123 August 26, 2017

crunch bump

The two ticks up in volume you do on a tv, computer, or other audio source when you're eating a crunchy food so you can still hear it.

"I was watching The Big Bang Theory and opened a bag of pretzels, so I had to crunch bump the volume."
"I know exactly what you mean! But dude, I didn't know you watched The Big Bang Theory. We can't be friends anymore, sorry."

by shmek October 26, 2017

bump squirt

A Bump Squirt is said when a man needs to orgasm quickly due to an urgent matter. It is usually uttered during vaginal or anal intercourse. It can also tell two people to hurry up because of an urgent concern. It means one more bump or thrust and then cum, Now!

Bump Squirt! My dad is coming up the stairs!
Hey you two in there! Bump Squirt! I need to take a shit!

by What’s up! November 21, 2024

Bump

Taking a small or quick dose of any type of drug.

" Hey bro, you wanna smoke out when we get off work tonight?"

" Ahh man, I gotta work late but if you wanna load me a bump I could take it real quick on my break"

by JackoTacko May 10, 2018

Newfoundland Speed Bump

A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.

Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus

by Dragonsandman July 16, 2021

Liar Bump

It comes from changing the word in a song from “Lady Bump” to “Liar Bump”, it means the word “liar” can walk outside from English dictionary and dance…dance…dance…in every ways ,finally, it’s called “Liar Bump”. This word is for a lady who likes to tell a lie in everyday life. She doesn’t have respect for herself.

e.g. She is total Liar Bump from dictionary.

by Eternal Real Pearl December 31, 2018

Speed bump

Speedbumping is the sexual act of the penis holder lying on top of the recipient and fucking them with their ass posing as a speed bump

Let’s speed bump!

by Galasika March 8, 2024