Brandon Nelzi

Brandon nelzi is an obnoxious piece of shit. He’s a boring person with no intelligence whatsoever. He’s the one person in the friend group that everyone secretly thinks is annoying. No one likes a Brandon Nelzi
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Brandon Colónialism

When Brandon Colón goes to a foreign country, restaurant, bar or nightlife establishment and proceeds to rape and pillage locals
My friends and I hopped down to Tulum for a little weekend Brandon Colónialism
by BigBadBillClinton April 02, 2019
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Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.
Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?
by bobob88888888 February 08, 2024
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Dark Brandon

Hawk Tuah Harris in meme form is sometimes known as Dark Brandon.
by Basstovsky August 01, 2024
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Cole D Brandon

A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
"When we go to Esports practice, Cole D Brandon will be bullied"
by BlizzyTurtleLibra May 10, 2023
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Brandon Oropeza

A rude, cold, no good friend that will backstab you!
"Yea he's a real Brandon Oropeza"
by silverhydra23 May 20, 2021
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Brandon Seff

A nerd who secretly turns out to be a lying, skanky, cheater who is also a slut. (And cheated on five women)
You are such a Brandon Seff! *slaps him in the face*
by Shayshayiscraycray December 18, 2023
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