Blue Pen

When you choke the dick so hard it turns blue.

"My dicks's still sore, I gave myself a blue pen last night"
or
" She grabbed my dick so hard she gave me a blue pen"

by Cunta_Kinte September 6, 2016

Code Blue

Code word for loving the dead. Like, really loving the dead.

"Middle of the night so silently
I creep on over to the mortuary
Lift up the casket and fiddle with the dead
Their cold blue flesh makes me turn red"

These lyrics to T.S.O.L.'s "Code Blue" are sick! And giving me a chub!

by In Extremo October 2, 2018

Blue Screen

The act of getting blackout drunk in which you lose all control and your body must reset. Similar to that of an iPhone after being damaged.

James: hey joe, where's Kevin?
Joe: Kevin is being helped to the bathroom, he's pretty much hit the blue screen stage.

by _Marv_ April 25, 2016

Blue Canoe

The lesbian equivalent of bluewalls/blueballs.

After making out with Sue all night I was left with a major blue canoe.

by Law,L May 18, 2008

blue bird

a term in Florida prison systems, referring to the bus that transers inmates from place to place.

i hate riding on the blue bird, its so uncomfortable
the blue bird coming for a pick up tomorrow morning

by mills5150 May 30, 2013

Blue Shift

The increase in the frequency of starlight because of the Doppler shift. If a yellow star is moving toward you, it's light will appear slightly bluish. In outer space, blue shifted galaxies are rare. Blue shift can also be created by shrinking the space between two points via gravity or space warps.

Red shift is more common than blue shift because most objects in our expaning universe are moving away from us.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

BLUE DIAMOND

A blue diamond is the girlfriend of a crip

See dat girl over there, she a blue diamond dey been together for a long time.

by BlueMama March 26, 2008