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Get the The Black Nurse mug.Mimicking a Qupanuaq, with an innate need to breed in the Arctic, a spring migration of hundreds of kilometers leads to the comfort of a small, warm and delicately prepared nest tucked into a rocky crevice on the barren ground tundra wherefrom hatchlings emerge and are nurtured by her male lover. Ephemeral ecstasies slowly ceding to changes in plumage that inevitably pull her to familiar southern habitats until nature induces another migratory cycle north.
I fondly recall seeing Jessica Black out on the tundra in the spring time sun with an unending smile.
Travel south as she may, deep down Jessica Black knows Arctic lovers offer exquisite company and mating opportunities.
For some odd reason, and despite her obvious migratory tendencies, Jessica Black has yet to consent to booking a plane ticket.
Travel south as she may, deep down Jessica Black knows Arctic lovers offer exquisite company and mating opportunities.
For some odd reason, and despite her obvious migratory tendencies, Jessica Black has yet to consent to booking a plane ticket.
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