Period Beard

When the husband grows a beard while the wife is on her period since she is super sensitive and doesn’t want him near her.
Guy 1: Growing a beard I see?
Guy 2: Yeah, it’s my wife’s time of the month, so I’m growing my period beard
by ScubaSteve87 December 06, 2018
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soda beard

when soda gets on your face, the fizzy feels like a beard.
icy cola boiled out as she laughed, fizzy and sparkling into her first soda beard.
by ideefixe March 25, 2022
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bearded god

A bearded man whose facial hair is of such epic proportions that it makes everything cream in there pants
Dude did you see Jared letos beard omg he is a bearded god
by lordsnoww March 06, 2015
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How to fully grow a beard

Nigga you need to eat some pussy. Lick that shit to the fullest ong bro make sure you know where the clit is. Do this for bout 3 weeks and you got a full beard
“He asked me how to fully grow a beard and I said NIGGA GET DOWN AND EAT MY FUCKING PUSSY
by prollytd June 08, 2023
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stroking my beard

I am stroking my beard tonight
by Ard rob March 15, 2019
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egg in the beard

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"
by TRYBAL April 17, 2023
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IT Beard

Facial hair present on a large amount of IT professionals. Usually unkempt, it is mainly used to transmit a very specific work ethic: "YOU need ME more than I need YOU."
John: Man, how can that guy come to work looking like that?

Steve: He's in the IT department.

John: Oh... IT beard...

Steve: IT beard... We really need him, so we put up with his crap...

Nuno: I've reached an important milestone at work. They now need me more than I need them. Time to grow my IT beard.
by nunocordeiro January 09, 2014
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