Off the 2

Off the 2 is to refer to someone who is acting or is, off 2 pills. Acting sluggish or drowsy. It is also used to say this person is acting weird as if they are off substances.

Bruh chill is you off the 2?

by HoodTranslater January 22, 2021

Off Toast

Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter

Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by OofLord1 October 2, 2018

toked off

Whenever one high person is upset by the actions of another high person.

most common in angry stoners!!

bryce: go get me some chips
jon: No dude you'll get fat
bryce: please
jon: no
bryce: i'm so toked off

by jony243532 March 1, 2011

Off the crumb

A phrase said when somebody/something is acting wild, out of hand or irregular. Mostly said to/about someone after being fuelled by (but certainly not limited to) drugs, anger, bullshit/lies, etc.

“Yo, Derek was so angry after losing the fight. He’s off the crumb right now”

“Derek is high as shit right now, he’s off the crumb”

bro 1: “DEREK YOURE DRIVING SO FAST!”
bro 2: “YEAH DEREK’S OFF THE CRUMB”

“Yo this beat go off the crumb”

“His outfit is off the crumb”

“My mum went off the crumb last night when the dog shat on the floor”

by alright seven October 1, 2019

turking off

crucial first step in the artificial insemination of poultry

it's almost thanksgiving so there's lots of turking off at the farm to do

by conkspotter October 10, 2014

Off the chain

Outrageous, unbelievable, out-of-control. (In both a positive or negative sense.)

Positive: "Your speech was so awesome, it was off the chain!"
Negative: "Shelley hasn't been herself ever since she lost her job. I've heard she's at the bar getting wasted and taking a different man home every night. Homegirl is off the chain."

by juluxz June 18, 2015

Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.

Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"

by Oblivicho February 15, 2015