Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.
Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass
by Shmeat Your Maker April 09, 2018
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Make Ass

When two people press their ass cheeks together and exchange their shit. Term is derived from making out in which two people exchange saliva. This can be performed through guy to girl, girl to girl, or guy to guy, make ass does not discriminate.
Hey babe I saw something new on urban dictionary maybe we can spice things up tonight and make ass.
by Juddys December 24, 2019
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Ass Puke

Alright, now who's the cocksucker who had a diarrhea attack and left their ass puke all over the toilet seat?
by cantbetheking July 22, 2014
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ass-raider

Example one:
Olivia: "Stop stairing at my boyrfriends butt, Brian! Seriously, you are such a fucking ass-raider."

Example two:
Jake: "Justin, you dont want to sit too close to Adam, you know."
Justin: "Why?"
Jake: "You know that he is gay, right?"
Justin: "What, he is a fucking ass-raider!?"
by ass-raider October 19, 2020
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ass slop

When butt cheese heats up in the moist Anus cravity
My wife complained that I don't wipe my ass and I get butt cheese and swamp ass which turns into (ass slop)
by Disel2013 January 19, 2018
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ass jets

The result of consuming sodexo food.
I just got back from the dining hall, time to go to the toilet and release my ass jets.
by RobIcarus September 10, 2013
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