by Derfan123 May 2, 2024
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*De delar ut gratis ballar till barn på donken, ska du ha?
by 7four7 September 18, 2024
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The best way to spend your time. Full of stretching, dancing, and occasionally falling over, ballet is the GDOAT(Greatest Dance of All Time).
by #BALLETNERD February 27, 2025
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by Jerry J Jr Studios April 1, 2025
Get the Balerowama mug.A in-house league where everyone is fucking disabled and they don’t know how to coach. It is in a church where it is so dirty that the court turned dark brown.
by Ballard BasketballisFuckingAss May 4, 2025
Get the Ballard Basketball mug.Also known on the streets as “George Syndrome” this tragic-yet-comedic medical marvel strikes when a man’s balls — sensing danger, drama, or a hint of emotional responsibility — shoot up into his torso faster than a stripper hiding her tips during a raid.
Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.
Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”
Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”
Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.
Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”
Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”
“Mate, when she asked if he wanted kids, his nuts pulled a Houdini — full-blown Balless’itus. Poor bastard’s singing soprano now.”
by Double Dozer October 29, 2025
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