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Ballcrusher

Those pointy things on amusement park rides that cause great pain to the testicles
"My balls hurt for hours after I went on a ride with a ballcrusher."
by Derfan123 May 2, 2024
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Balle

*Liten balle du har!
*Skulle du kunna blåsa upp min balle? Den är för liten!
*De delar ut gratis ballar till barn på donken, ska du ha?
by 7four7 September 18, 2024
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Ballet

The best way to spend your time. Full of stretching, dancing, and occasionally falling over, ballet is the GDOAT(Greatest Dance of All Time).
"That ballet we just went to was fucking awesome!"
by #BALLETNERD February 27, 2025
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Balerowama

When someone says something out of pocket to fill uncomfortable silence.
Why did you do a balerowama
by Jerry J Jr Studios April 1, 2025
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Ballard Basketball

A in-house league where everyone is fucking disabled and they don’t know how to coach. It is in a church where it is so dirty that the court turned dark brown.
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Balless’itus

Also known on the streets as “George Syndrome” this tragic-yet-comedic medical marvel strikes when a man’s balls — sensing danger, drama, or a hint of emotional responsibility — shoot up into his torso faster than a stripper hiding her tips during a raid.

Common Symptoms Include:
• Sudden squeaky voice.
• Crossed legs tighter than a nun’s diary.
• Nervous laughter when someone mentions “commitment” or “child support.”
• A mysterious urge to say “bro” every third word to compensate.

Known Triggers:
• A woman saying “we need to talk.”
• Temperatures below 70°F.
• Any sentence beginning with “so what are we?”
• The phrase “gender reveal.”

Cure: None officially recognized by the FDA, but bar scientists suggest:
• Three shots of Tito’s,
• A reminder of your fantasy football win,
• Or a trip to the strip club for “therapeutic re-descent.”
“Mate, when she asked if he wanted kids, his nuts pulled a Houdinifull-blown Balless’itus. Poor bastard’s singing soprano now.”
by Double Dozer October 29, 2025
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one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011
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