Bone Marrow

What feminazis on Twitter love to mention to "prove" that men are "useless".

Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)

Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)

Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)

Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)

*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*

Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

schmeade bone

One who is a big douche-like tool.

Ryan Seacrest is a giant schmeade bone.

by ka.d. & j. weinberger March 21, 2008

bone babe

the girls in marching band that everyone likes. Only the smartest, funniest, most attractive girls get the honor of being a bone babe (and it helps if they play trombone).

Bone babes ALWAYS go down

Bone babes make the best cookies

mmmmmm! how bout that batch of bone babes we got this year? NOICE!

by averagejoe724 March 23, 2011

Footie Bone

The spot on your ankle bone that when hit feels like the funny bone in your arm.

Oh Man! I just hit my footie bone and now my toes are all tingly.

by Brandon M & Vanessa C. January 20, 2011

thunder bone

when a man fucks his woman so fast and hard that the headboard bouncing off the wall makes a rumbling noise like thunder

the neighbors got pissed again last night while i thunder boned my woman

by DKTRANSPORTER September 2, 2014

Raw Boning

Having sexual intercourse without a condom.

I was Raw Boning this one chick while she was scratching her itch.

by Needle Buster/Tooty Poker June 27, 2015

Half Bone

The state of a penis being in between flaccid and erect; distinctly characterized by being enlarged with blood, but not quite being hard.

"I went to an Avenged Sevenfold concert and met the band. Is it gay if I popped a half bone?"

by Slimjimsbathtub September 22, 2011