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Duck Billed Platterporfs

A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.

You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?

It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019
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Bill Gates syndrome

A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates

Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias
How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model

3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come
by Sir. B November 11, 2022
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Reverse Buffalo Bill

When a dude is sitting on a small toilet seat and has to pull his twig and berries forward so they don’t fall in the toilet bowl while he’s taking a shit.
Mike had to Reverse Buffalo Bill himself so he could use the toilet on the houseboat.
by Rhinoceros Honches May 28, 2023
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Pulling a Bill Clinton

Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.
Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.
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Reversed Bill Cosby’d

reversed Bill Cosby’d Is being defined as The act where you mix your friends’ drinks with water without them knowing, so they don’t get to intoxicated and gets home safely.
My friend can’t handle his alcohol so I reversed Bill Cosby’d him last night.
by Pancake95 July 17, 2020
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Get Billed lol

A conversation starter, a conversation ender, fuck off, the perfect phrase for all occasions
Terrible Person: you're undefined
Me: Get Billed lol
by Jentreescandye December 29, 2021
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Star billing bastard

An arrogant but yet an egocentric celebrity, TV character, or actor that gets far too much of attention and screen time on television, movies, and online shows far too often, without even showing signs of thinking about the other folks or even their own family and friends, but only to think of fame, money, screen hogging, and their own fans like the bastards that they are.
"Listen up you money greedy fame hogging cheapskate! We are blaming you for hogging almost every TV show and movie we all know in love no matter how much all the attention comes to you for all you get, this is what makes you act like a star billing bastard this whole entire time, you are the overuse of filmography and television you stupid money greedy, uneducated, cheapskate of a star billing bastard that you already fucking are!"
by MattGuy November 18, 2018
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