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When someone overhears you say something so horrible you have to shift the blame.
"Fuck the boss i don't need this job"

boss walks in

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Alex is cool

by Alexander Toast November 1, 2020
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alex murgoci

Alex Murgoci is a really cool dude. Someone who isn't Asian. Is really hot and everyone loves him. He also has a big dick and is good in bed.
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Alex Jacob

A bangin’ Jeopardy contestant who’s uncanny intelligence and stoic, broody demeanor sets him apart from all the others. His blunt affect is likely a result of his former career as a professional poker player, where showing no emotion is tactic often utilized to hide one’s hand. He is smart as a whip and is paramount in sharIng fun facts about himself during the chatting segment. For example, he used a toilet paper holder as a buzzer upon practicing to be on the show. He answered final Jeopardy with the word “Aleve” as a joke because he didn’t know the clue involving African countries, showing that not only is he a genius, but a stone-fox comedian.
I was watching Jeopardy today and couldn’t help but swoon over the mad handsome, Alex Jacob. Too bad he brings up his “lovely wife” all the time, most likely to scare away fan girls who write stuff about him on the internet.
by SheAteThePlacenta January 31, 2020
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Alex Carpenter

Someone who eats all the GODDAMN RAVIOLI!!
"Hey ah, wheres all the ravioli? I just bought like 9 cans?"

"Oh yeah that FATASS ALEX CARPENTER ATE ALL OF IT!!!!"
by UNLUCKYSCROTUM February 27, 2019
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Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak
Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink
by Alex the peen November 11, 2019
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