Phillips Academy

A High School in Andover Massachusetts. Nick name being "cat boners". All the kids tha go there are rich and assholes. They think they're the coolest kids alive. Oh did i mention they are HUGE CAT BONERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cat Boner, one who bones cats in Phillips Academy

by Cobalt Avenger December 18, 2008

Villa Walsh Academy (VWA)

An all-girls Catholic high school in Morristown, NJ run by old smelly nuns and filled with geeks and ugly losers with no social lives. A typical Villa girl is hairy and unclean and repulsive. Usually, Villa girls wish they were remotely as good looking, attractive, and fun as a St. E's girl. However, this will never be accomplished.

Seton Hall Boy #1: Is that a girl or a dog?

Seton Hall Boy #2: A Dog

by anonymous user April 30, 2005

rent-a-cop-academy

The fictional place where security guards go to learn the idiotic lingo and actions they must do to maintain a false sense of security.

Blart: "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take your cigarette beyond the 15 foot perimeter of this entrance or I will be forced to physically subdue you in violation of Article 12 Section B Paragraph 5."
Shopper: "Hey Bub - did you learn all those multi-syllable words in rent-a-cop-academy?"

by Stevenstrangeways December 19, 2012

Tabor Academy

Gay, homosexual, fairy

Larenzo that gucci shirt looks soooo Tabor Academy on you.

by seawolfs April 14, 2005

Joliet Catholic Academy

A school that makes you wear uniforms , go to church, and take religion class. Most guy are named chad or brock. 50% white, 47.5% filipino, 2.5% latino.

The cause of approximately 40% of all atheists. Most people transfer to Joliet West because the school sucks ass

Joliet Catholic Academy

My parents sent me to JCA as a kid. I’m an atheist now

What kind of car you drive?

A new Honda

Oh you must go to JCA

by Kdjsjs June 7, 2018

Academic Advisor

Someone who has made a career out of misleading students and pushing the agenda of their academic institution, even when it goes against a student's own best interests; Someone who makes money providing university students with worse advice than their peer group could offer them.

"How did you even end up in that class as a freshman anyway? Most people don't even take it until their fourth semester in college!"
"My academic advisor said I'd be able to handle it... I guess I have to take it again next spring."
"I wouldn't even bother going to them, any idiot with the internet and Microsoft Excel could probably come up with a more well-reasoned course plan."

by The Real Oski August 9, 2018

Academy of St Elizabeth

My favorite place to be. Looked down on by the other snobby schools like Villa Walsh and Oak Knoll until they realize they hate school and have to transfer to st es. The most fun school with more celebrations and events then any other private school. Because of the size you know your whole school. Unlike the other private schools, we do not have nuns teaching us but the grey nun does visit us every now and then. All the girls like to party but are still able to keep a 4.0 GPA because they have real work ethic and are not drilling over Delbarton boys like the Villa girls who are literal gorillas. The girls text on their MacBooks all day long but again still do well on tests. No one ever fails out because teachers are good and teach us so we know the material. Academy is the greatest place in the world.

Delbarton Guy: Hey Villa and Oak Knoll girls suck but Academy of St Elizabeth girls can chill
Seton Hall Guy: Yea well they are our sister school...
Delbarton Guy: Well we pay 40 grand a year for school...

by I dig your mommy May 16, 2019