pineapple ass

When your ass hairs s really thick and point outwards of your asshole creating a pineapple shape

Don't do anal with Jimmy, that pineapple ass will screw you up big time

by SlaptonLee43 June 30, 2017

male asses

The butt of a male

You got some male asses there?

by ZAche October 27, 2014

Ass Hornet

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.

I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

toe in the ass

Term used for the consequence of an action that is not desired or frowned upon

If you don't straighten up, you're going to get a toe in the ass

by Alnomo May 15, 2016

what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."

by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018

boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

by cojudi August 28, 2014

ass-thumbing

Ass-thumbing is when you go to the bar and drink Captain and ginger, and then you strategically place your yourself between 2 people and nonchalantly stick your thumb in someone's butt. The goal is not to get caught and to make the person getting ass-thumbed think it was someone else. Ass-thumbing also goes by " doing the Crosby" Ass- thumbing is believed to be a German tradition, and in the States, there is an ass-thumbing group in the mid coast Maine area.

Hey, let's go out to the Myrtle and do some ass-thumbing.

by Aaron goodwin July 6, 2014