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Fan-Fucking-Tastic

A word used to describe how good something is. One better than "Fantastic".
This cheese is fan-fucking-tastic!
by John Gee May 9, 2008
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Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind
by pioneer2108 December 31, 2011
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coco pop fuck

coco pop fuck is a large orgy of gay african american men which involves when they all ejaculate and the whole floor becomes covered in semen (involving the stereotype that all african american men cum a large amount) and then if you were to view an overhead of it it would look like a bowl of coco pops
guy 1 :hey there is a gay orgy tonight wanna go?
guy 2:yeah sure i hope there is a few african americans there i like a good few that turn out to be a coco pop fuck
by bagboat426 April 6, 2009
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Useless Fucking Knowledge

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"
by Fuck this useless info October 13, 2011
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Fuck you up

Something you say when you are sexually attracted to someone and want to have sex with them. Saying what you’ll do once you get the chance to see someone you like.
You are so fine, I’m gonna fuck you up when I see you.
by Woops September 9, 2019
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Duck Fucking

To not pay attention and text the wrong thing to someone who's annoying the shit out of you with 50 questions ! Usually include a boyfriend, a girl friend and his seperated wife.

Makes for a good replacement in frustration or dissmay instead of GOD DAMN IT.
person A- what are you doing

Person B distracted by person C text- Duck Fucking
by The Involved One November 9, 2010
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Ass fuck queer

To be extremely fat, annoying, rude, and ugly. Ass fuck queers can also be pedophiles, rapists, stalkers, prostitutes, or band directors.
Lynn is such an ass fuck queer. What a fat cunt!
by Dumbshit March 22, 2008
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