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I really wanted to tell you about my idea.
I couldn’t risk you saying no…
So i didn’t say anything.
It is with love…
And of course with the a goal in mind….
The eyes!!!

Consider this my asking:)
Your response… of course always❤️❤️❤️
At least I didn’t gobble…
Well, I might…
I haven’t done it yet:)

by a dream and 💔 November 22, 2023

someone i guess

some guy on discord who sucks at life and is worthless to society

hey you know that someone i guess guy yeah he sucks

by heqkopewfjihnewfhiedfsw December 7, 2021

DO I LOOK FAT

ask by a woman. the answer is a lot harder then it may seem, females make zero sense
but, non the less the answer should be the "no" if yes, and "yes" if no

Female; Do I look like a fat person
Man; Yes you do you 500kg cow, go and get a salad bitch

female; Do I look fat?
Man; No you don't sweet heart
Female; LIES
Man; ...

by CumSlayer March 1, 2022

I just dropped a nuke in the lake

Something you say when you need to leave

Hey man, it was nice seeing you but I just dropped a nuke in the lake

by freakbeanz August 13, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Beep boop I am a robot

A common depiction of how robots act. Often as mockery or pure confusion.

Person 1: Beep boop I am a robot.
Robot: Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.

by This guy man... March 21, 2025

I saw the face of god and it was weeping

When you see something so fucked up even god itself would weep when presented with it

Friend 1: Hey man, I just finished watching Shouju Ramune
Friend 2: what’s that? Hold up, let me search it up real quick
Not that long later
Friend 2: I saw the face of god and it was weeping. What the fuck was that!?

by Yabeast101 March 22, 2025