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Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.
Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie

And now he's trying to do it back to me. Likely by enlisting the freaks he indoctrinated.
Hym "I Made Jordan Peterson's Life An Undeniable Lie by telling the truth and now he's trying to do it to me by lying. And you're all going along with it so you can lie to yourselves."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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I WAS RAPED

Some chick screamed at the gas station I worked at.
Some Chick "I WAS RAPED!!!"

Hym "I'm not the person who raped you but apparently saying things means I have to have this taken from me? Why are you doing this? You were not raped for 15 years straight. I should not have to go through just because you were raped. I'm not letting you take this from me. I need this. Possibly to live. I am dying. I can't think. My head hurts. What the fuck is wrong with you? Stop trying to fucking 'feminism woo me' and stop trying to rape me into thinking differently. I can't stop doing something I didn't fucking do in the first place. Should I stop masterbating!? Should I stop talking to women? ALREADY DO. Stop righting and pretend live a shit life like the rest of these fucking people? I can't. I can't live like this and I AM NOT GOING TO CHANGE TO GET YOU TO STOP. This is not rape. It's happening to me continuously (rather than continually) and I'm not letting you stop me from stopping my thing just because you can't stop yours."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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I haven't done this to anyone

I haven't weaponized schizophrenia. I see it looks like some of the celebrities I named and some of ones I didn't can be seen yell at people and pointing in their face "Don't talk to me like that again" and Denzel Washington yelling and pointing at a guy to stop touching him and then the guy touches him again.
Hym "I haven't done this to anyone. I didn't weaponize schizophrenia. I don't know why they were doing it to me. But you CAN IN FACT do it for other reasons. None of them are good reasons and the people doing it are clearly worse than the people doing it."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
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I Slept Like a Homo

the human autonomic nervous system has evolved to respond to deep rectal stimulation — such as that experienced during a rectal exam involving a large cylindrical object — with an intense parasympathetic rebound effect. The parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for "rest and digest" responses, so this will put you to sleep
Got railed by a bbc last night and I slept like a homo
by SlangGodHomo June 13, 2025
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If I may sip...

A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.
"Omg girl, if I may sip... what happened last night?!"
by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025
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